James, the Nigger-Hating Dolphin (perceptes) wrote in jibsvsnebs,
James, the Nigger-Hating Dolphin
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You Know I Must Be Feeling Better Today

Jon: yeah so i have no damn hair now
Jon: i felt like a forest and the dude cutting my hair was a dude with a chainsaw
Jimmy: funny you should IM me with this info, i am reading your last entry at this exact moment
Jon: hehe, hit from two angles
Jimmy: don't ever say that again unless you're talking about one of mike's ex-girlfriends
Jon: haha. i had a conversation with megan yesterday about how i'm not allowed to have sex with her
Jimmy: wtf
Jon: haha
Jimmy: were you planning to
Jon: not really
Jon: but she is cute. but no not really
Jimmy: yeah i get the impression that mike specifically said he'd kill her if she ever fucks one of his friends
Jon: he would like DDR her to death or something
Jimmy: even though he's cool with it i'm sure the daphne incident left a bit of a sour taste in his mouth
Jimmy: unlike the SWEET, SWEET taste that was left in my mouth
Jon: yeah, he jokes but i'm sure he didn't think it was too funny when he first heard
Jimmy: *resists posting this log*
Jon: give in the the dark side
Jimmy: nooooooooooooo
Jon: I AM YOUR FATHER
Jon: ::INSERT OTHER CORNY STARWARS CLIQUE sAYING::
Jimmy: OMG
Jimmy: IT'S THE FORCE
Jimmy: *chat log mysteriously posts itself*
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