I get a call from this fucktard on Sunday. I call him back when I'm goddamn ready and because of this post and this post, I ask him why the hell he isn't fucking someone right now.
You wanna know what this chum-slurping dingbat said when he's been practically assured ass? You really wanna know the lame excuse he used? OK:
"I'm tired. I'll do it next week."
LAME EXCUSE AWARD GOES TO JIBS