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Coke in a Shoe [17 Oct 2009|10:04pm]

perceptes
Mike is a total pile of shit that sucks.
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Hey. [17 Jul 2008|01:12pm]

nebyoolae
Fuck Jibs.
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Hey [21 May 2008|02:32pm]

nebyoolae
Fuck Jibs.
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Painting It Black [25 Jan 2007|09:25am]

nebyoolae
Ya'll know DJ Jibs, ol' Jimmy "Dickbarn" Cuadra's alter-ego who spins the trax and shines the plax he keeps in the back of his room like great Cs. He's always wanted to be black, and now he finally got his wish.

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You Know What This Is [30 Mar 2006|02:32pm]

nebyoolae
[ mood | obviousesque ]

This man is gay.

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Jimmy... [08 Mar 2006|01:53pm]

nebyoolae
...is pretty awesome.

But don't let him know that. This community is for bashing, not praising.

So, to keep with the theme: fuck Jimmy with a cyanide-tipped dreidel.
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Pussying Out [10 Nov 2005|10:23am]

nebyoolae
[ mood | clipshanked ]

So, in case you hadn't heard, which you haven't, Jibs finally caved like a bitch and purchased a PC.  His Mac days are surely limited once he realizes how superior PCs are to his crApple.  While I'm glad he finally got a brain cell about computers, I'm still posting this to illuminate his slackjawedness for taking so goddamn long to make the switch.

Oh, and four minutes after he booted Windows for the first time, he probably got adware.  Welcome to Hell.

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Have You Seen This Mang? [01 Nov 2005|03:10pm]

perceptes
http://www.wvec.com/news/local/stories/wvec_local_070805_geddings_to_jail.87e18f9c.html
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Fuck Jibs (Redux) [31 Aug 2005|12:46pm]

nebyoolae
Since Fagulet is probably too busy greasing up noobs in Azeroth so he can raise his Pole trade skill right now, I can totally besmirch his name and identity in this post with no fear of comeuppance.

Hmmm.

I'll make sure to concoct another ribald entry once I've come up with something to make fun of him for besides disease of the WoW.
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Mike's A Cheater [27 Jun 2005|09:38am]

perceptes
[ mood | cheated ]



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LJ-CUTTED [26 May 2005|02:59pm]

nebyoolae
Jibs really, really, ...Collapse )
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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES [31 Mar 2005|01:08pm]

nebyoolae
[ mood | omgasmed ]

EVERYBODY

Drop whatever you're doing (which is most likely slashing Jibs' car's tires -- at least, that's what I'm ^ 2) and put your Windows Security Hat on.

MOTHERFUCKING WinProxy 6.0 is now available!

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James is d.o.g. [01 Mar 2005|02:09pm]

nebyoolae
[ mood | opulent ]

I don't have a lot of time to make this post because I'm currently on hold with Teh Bob-omb Faktory ordering an atomic warhead to drop on James's house, so I'll make this short:

Jibs fucks dogs.

In the butt.

Constantly.

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Mike's Gay [01 Mar 2005|01:05pm]

perceptes
rite, so mike is gay rite, confirm/deny, plz respond, asl, +++ would assfuck again

cauliflowur
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You Know I Must Be Feeling Better Today [14 Jan 2005|03:19pm]

perceptes
[ mood | sleepy ]

Jon: yeah so i have no damn hair now
Jon: i felt like a forest and the dude cutting my hair was a dude with a chainsaw
Jimmy: funny you should IM me with this info, i am reading your last entry at this exact moment
Jon: hehe, hit from two angles
Jimmy: don't ever say that again unless you're talking about one of mike's ex-girlfriends
Jon: haha. i had a conversation with megan yesterday about how i'm not allowed to have sex with her
Jimmy: wtf
Jon: haha
Jimmy: were you planning to
Jon: not really
Jon: but she is cute. but no not really
Jimmy: yeah i get the impression that mike specifically said he'd kill her if she ever fucks one of his friends
Jon: he would like DDR her to death or something
Jimmy: even though he's cool with it i'm sure the daphne incident left a bit of a sour taste in his mouth
Jimmy: unlike the SWEET, SWEET taste that was left in my mouth
Jon: yeah, he jokes but i'm sure he didn't think it was too funny when he first heard
Jimmy: *resists posting this log*
Jon: give in the the dark side
Jimmy: nooooooooooooo
Jon: I AM YOUR FATHER
Jon: ::INSERT OTHER CORNY STARWARS CLIQUE sAYING::
Jimmy: OMG
Jimmy: IT'S THE FORCE
Jimmy: *chat log mysteriously posts itself*

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An Acrostic for an Asshole [28 Dec 2004|11:00am]

nebyoolae
[ mood | assly ]

JACKASS
IDIOTCROTCH
BITCHFACE
SHITCAKE

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Updatx0r1ng [18 Dec 2004|12:05am]

perceptes
[ mood | homocidal eternal ]

Hey guys, does anyone know when the next version of WinProxy is coming out?

Oh yeah, and Mike is currently up in Oregon NOT getting his pines licked by his online girlfriend. If he returns from this trip still a virgin, I'm gonna kill him.

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More Irrelevant By The Second [22 Nov 2004|02:01pm]

nebyoolae
[ mood | nacho ]

Ever since Jibs, what the Greek would refer to as "shitheadus maximus," heard that his idol "Macho Man" Randy Savage had a rap album out, he's been listening to nothing else since.

Here's to hoping that by listening to "Be a Man," Jibs can finally stop being such a fucked-up, cross-dressing, she-bitch.

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I Should've Said "Gentleperson" [19 Nov 2004|11:49pm]

perceptes
[ mood | ruling ]

This fine young gentleman agrees with me about Mr. Chadwick.

Fuck Mike.

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Nigga's Tired [15 Nov 2004|02:54pm]

nebyoolae
[ mood | jibby ]

I get a call from this fucktard on Sunday.  I call him back when I'm goddamn ready and because of this post and this post, I ask him why the hell he isn't fucking someone right now.

You wanna know what this chum-slurping dingbat said when he's been practically assured ass?  You really wanna know the lame excuse he used?  OK:

"I'm tired.  I'll do it next week."

LAME EXCUSE AWARD GOES TO JIBS

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